all hail melissa
by fuckyouimmelissa September 16, 2020
by Melissa Edie March 10, 2019
by socialwatcher May 19, 2007
Name for a girl that likes to parttake in sexual acts in public places or places with high risk of being seen. Places include but are not limited to airplanes, cars, bathrooms, under a blanket with people in the room, etc
by BradenHaileyAlyssaCayden February 23, 2009
When a girl you haven't known very long drives her dad's truck over to your house, parks outside on the side side street and proceeds to suck your dick in the backseat.
by nadayabiz April 22, 2016
That woman over there looks lost. Should we help her?
No she is fine that's just a Melissa.
Oh I have heard about those creatures but have never seen one up close...Ugh, poor woman!
No she is fine that's just a Melissa.
Oh I have heard about those creatures but have never seen one up close...Ugh, poor woman!
by akjowiensl September 25, 2010
a she devil.
The meanest of women who smothers her prey with unwanted attention.
Someone who unintentionally comes across as selfish and causes confusion.
The meanest of women who smothers her prey with unwanted attention.
Someone who unintentionally comes across as selfish and causes confusion.
Younger guy: Hey, check out that cougar? Let's go chat her up and see what happens. ;)
Older guy: Hell No! that's a Melissa! If you were smart you would run the other way!
Older guy: Hell No! that's a Melissa! If you were smart you would run the other way!
by secondtimesnotacharm October 11, 2010