Melissa broke up with him and he went crazy and beat up his house…melissa has that million dollar pussy I guess hahaha.
by Ohsmellycat December 8, 2022
A hottie who is fun loving, quirkey and has a warped sense of humor.
A Melissa is a flirt, with a sexy "come hither" smile and bedroom eyes.
She appreciates people for their individuality and uniqueness.
Is highly respectful of others, but in return expects the same.
She will not hide from problems but meets them head on.
A Melissa is a flirt, with a sexy "come hither" smile and bedroom eyes.
She appreciates people for their individuality and uniqueness.
Is highly respectful of others, but in return expects the same.
She will not hide from problems but meets them head on.
by aluxuriousexperience November 8, 2010
the most loyal friend you will ever have. some would call a girl like this radical and moody but she is strong willed and independent and will stand up for anyone she loves and believes in. abuse her loyalty, kindness, love and sincerity and risk losing her forever. if you stay true, a melissa will have your back til the end of time.
guy 1: "i cant tell if that girl is just really cool or a bitch!"
guy 2: "dude, shes a melissa."
guy 1: "ooooh"
guy 2: "dude, shes a melissa."
guy 1: "ooooh"
by howdoulikemenow August 22, 2011
by secertcrusher July 3, 2010
a fantastic friend. a melissa is a great listener and will always give you amazing advice. she's gorgeous and her friendly personality captures people immediately. she's really smart, but she doesnt focus easily. her hair is beautiful and she attracts guys all over the place
erik: "Damn did you see that hot girl?"
tim: "she's such a melissa!"
ben: "I have such a great girlfriend!"
jimmy: "you're so lucky, she's definitely a melissa."
tim: "she's such a melissa!"
ben: "I have such a great girlfriend!"
jimmy: "you're so lucky, she's definitely a melissa."
by hey913928 December 1, 2011
melissaness
A girl with the name Melissa that is a beast at everything. A very pretty, feminine girl who is beastly and can beat anybody up if they mess with her.
A girl with the name Melissa that is a beast at everything. A very pretty, feminine girl who is beastly and can beat anybody up if they mess with her.
guy A:Dude! Did you see Melissa tackle Courtney?
guy B:Yeah dude! it was awesome!
guys A+B:Melissaness, wanna go grab a bite to eat with us? You can bring Courtney if she can get up.
Source: Babator, Louisiana
guy B:Yeah dude! it was awesome!
guys A+B:Melissaness, wanna go grab a bite to eat with us? You can bring Courtney if she can get up.
Source: Babator, Louisiana
by C-Will July 13, 2006
a best friend you wont wanna lose , who makes a bunch of guys melt , any boy she talks to they fall in love with her , a great amazing girlfriend , when Melissa gets drunk shes real funny , someone you'd have sleep over , someone who is lovable , some one whose most likely popular , someone who has an amazing body , someone whose beautiful but doesn't think so her self , someone you can have a phone call with until you fall asleep , someone you can text for days , someone who makes mistakes , Melissa is a great person you'll regret not meeting her or talking to her who gets their feelings hurt a lot , someone you can write pages about .
Is that your girlfriend
yeah
lucky
yeah she's Melissa i love her with all my heart
oh i wish i had a fine girl like her
yes , thank god i have her
yeah
lucky
yeah she's Melissa i love her with all my heart
oh i wish i had a fine girl like her
yes , thank god i have her
by hugner August 6, 2011