Shortened version of myself, used as a name or less conformative and egotistical self reference. Can also be used as simplified statement of fantastical racial origin; i.e. Me conjoined with Elf.
"Melf is back."
by Rachael January 08, 2004
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a "Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck"
My hot ass wife is a MELF, she's a Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck !
by Rhyno and Melf July 09, 2009
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Mom Every (would) Like to Fuck; a mom so hot everyone would like to have coitus with; a mother everyone would like to copulate with.
Man she's not just a MILF, she's a MELF!
by Reverend Frerix May 20, 2014
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If it's referring to a woman just run! Eazy to love don't piss her off.
I wouldn't mess with that melfe girl.
by Apex's January 01, 2021
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slang acronym similar in usage to milf which means "Midget or Elf i'd Like to Fuck"
"Check out that midget."
"Yeah, that's one hot MELF."
by SteveR_FiveOH September 27, 2007
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