A dude who farts a lot and he always poops his pants.
Meldon the dildo.
by POOPFArts December 30, 2014
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leaving a party without telling anyone, in fact - telling everyone what a great time your having first - the fucking off
by Longstrop December 25, 2018
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He is a idiot.

Can't take jokes.

Doctor's mistake his gender cause their gentiles are non-existant.

Smelly.

Most probably an Indian.
Hey Meldon. You stink.
by WAGYWARN October 21, 2019
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