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One fine - looking fella who has all the girls chasing him. Insanely athletic and with sweat that fuels plants to grow instantly. This unique creature also has several skillsets, used when required, and he is an ongoing process of gaining knowledge.
"OMG B LOOK AT THAT SEXY FUCKKER RUNNING LIKE A GOD"
"He's mine"
"He must be a Melad, what else could make all three of us drop our panties"
by dontusetherealnamebro July 27, 2018
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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To Stress and Obsess unnecessarily about something trivial Especially a Female.
I was totally Melading today I checked my phone like every ten seconds to see if she texted me.
by Sugar Tank August 11, 2008
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