To be one that is envied but loved, admired but feared, a cool Kat that can handle any situation and has a multitude of skills and attributes he makes life for his surrounding networks just that little bit better, knowing a Mehmed will make you 10% cooler and increase your status in society just that little bit higher.
Pleasant to look at
lovely to touch
terrific to smell
amazing to feel
Pleasant to look at
lovely to touch
terrific to smell
amazing to feel
Joe Blow: 'I became friends with a Mehmed and life just got that little bit better, I had more chicks, I didnt have to line up at clubs, my girlfriend got hotter, I got a faster car, people wanted to know me and I got put on the A list'
Jane Blow: ' A Mehmed fucked my life, I had one, and now nothing compares'
Jane Blow: ' A Mehmed fucked my life, I had one, and now nothing compares'
by The man with the red face February 24, 2010
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
Mehmed; “ this girl I’ve been talking to for 2 and half years has blocked me on everything and has rejected me 20 times now should I just jump off west gate?”
Jemil and emre: “ yes.”
Jemil and emre: “ yes.”
by Cum3 February 17, 2020
May 12 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

