Have you ever had mega nuggets? Well newsflash they’re not mega, they’re more like 60% the size of a Wendy’s nugget and are really quite disappointing. So everything disappointing starts with Meg so like all women named Meg in particular. The one exception to our rule is the Megalodon Shark which is rather Appointing rather than disappointing. The types of appointing he does is like he comes up and he’s like, “bro Paris should go over here”, and “this is now the CEO of Apple” or some shit. But the point is a meglajob is just a disappointing form of intercourse. I think.

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.