Allegiance: Decepticon

Sub-groups: Corny 80s Villains Anonymous

Function: Wimp

"Decepticons, RETREAT!"

The most feared Decepticon to ever exist... if you're half-drunk and have the physical strength of a housefly. Megatron has a fusion cannon and the ability to completely miss any target who has a toy still in production, and a penchant for inane plans that three-year olds could counter-- interestingly, it always take the Autobots 25 minutes to counter them. Hmmmmm...

The action of punching somebody so hard that they go flying. Also commonly known as a falcon punch.

The Connection Of Pubic Hairs Between A Male/Females Arsecrack and Genitals. Generally Seen Only Went Bent Over... Suggesting You Are A "Bad Guy" and "Don't Mess With Him, The Megatron Will Devourer You!"

Megatron shagging a labrador is a old saying created by the most intellectual people of the ancient internet. Oxford University have made many studies on this phenomenon, and have failed many times. The true meaning of this great example of history is still a mystery.

Cool and sassy and headstrong. Capable of anything. Very high quality and very selective friend. Seems quiet is truly fierce and driven. Witty, brilliant, tiny, and down to earth.
Also has pretty wavy hair and cute outfits and a mysterious pet cat.

A large amount

The leader of the Dcepticons and worst enemy to prime