While attempting to construct a coherent thought you link two random idea's, products, or situations together that have absolutly no relation to one another.

Any type of fuck up that can be laughed at by a group of friends.

The practice of abandoning one's family to advance one's own personal interests, usually financial in nature. Inspired by Megan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex

Megan. Not Meghan. Or Meagan.

She hates when people spell her name wrong.

Megan means "Pearl" or "Child of Light"

A Megan is a good friend to all who take the time to get to know her. She is very creative. A Megan is never shy, and loves doing things with her friends and family.

Most Megans also have a dark side and many secrets. She will give really good advice because she's been through alot. Once a Megan trusts you, do NOT betray that trust because she isn't going to wait for karma to get you, she'll just get you herself...

She isn't scared of anybody and the only thing she truly fears is losing somebody she loves.

Most Megans are born during the winter or spring.

Megans can be really stubborn at times, and know how to get what they want.

Usually, Megans are beautiful inside and out, but they don't know it or can't see it. They tend to look down on themselves Alot. It's not a good quality but at least most Megans are not stuck up.

In a relationship, a Megan will do whatever it takes to keep her mate happy and take care of them. She prefers a long term relationship over short term and doesn't like to waste her time. Megans are INCREDIBLE lovers.

If you are lucky enough to know a Megan, hold on to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.

one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. She loves playing games on her laptop at 4:20am (specifically cp) Don't mess with her cause she has some lit af friends that will knock you out (they got stank attitudes). She goes by meggy, meggo or the meg cause she tough like a shark rawrrr. Even though shes a great friends, she can also be a savage badass bitch so watch out.

Megan is a girl that no matter how hard you try you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or 3 years ago you still think about her everyday!

She is somebody that can make you laugh uncontrollably, somebody who can make you want to be yourself around her and somebody who can change your world without even trying... She is a gift, something that shouldn't be taken for granted, something that you will forever hold dear to you because you got to know her and who she really is! She is the perfect woman! The person you dream about, the girl you'll think about before you go to sleep, and the person you'll think about when you wake up! But you won't be the lucky person who gets to talk to every morning, and you won't get to say goodnight?!?

If you ever find yourself lucky enough to know a Megan, then tell her everyday how beautiful, genuine and amazing she is. Cause one day she will be gone and all you'll have left is memories.

Don't you wish you had of done and said more to Megan!

When you think of Megan you think of the sun. She is the light of your life in a world of darkness. She can make your day amazing just by smiling at you. By not seeing Megan everyday you're life would be miserable. She is kind, caring, loving, virtuous and all things bright and happy. She hates being alone so her company is one of the greatest things for both you and her. She is a smart, helpful leader. She has a great sense of humor. She has a sassy yet kind attitude.