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Derived from the prehistoric shark known as a Megalodon that is thought to have lived during the Cenozoic Era. Although its actual size is debatable, all scientists have agreed that it was massive. This term is used to define an enormously endowed man.
"That guy definitely has a megalodong; I bet it's larger than Shaq's."
by SharkFact69 August 06, 2013
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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A penis that, when flaccid, touches the water of the toilet whilst the carrier is excreting.
Joe stuck his megalodong into the gloryhole.
by TheMegaladong June 21, 2015
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A big Dick Diver. A commercial diver who's cock is so large, it could be mistaken for a shark
Quick!!, everyone out of the water!! There is a massive megalodong near blackburn's asshole!!
by JWATT85 November 10, 2018
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