A penis that, when flaccid, touches the water of the toilet whilst the carrier is excreting.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Derived from the prehistoric shark known as a Megalodon that is thought to have lived during the Cenozoic Era. Although its actual size is debatable, all scientists have agreed that it was massive. This term is used to define an enormously endowed man.

A big Dick Diver. A commercial diver who's cock is so large, it could be mistaken for a shark