Guy 1: *steps in car, sniffs*

Guy 2: Yo bro, what’s wrong?

Guy 1: Smells like medissie. Have you washed your ass lately?

Guy 2: The fuck?

Guy 1: ‘Washed your ass lately?

Guy 2: Yeah, no shit! What does medissie mean?!

Guy 1: My dick, ass, and pussy. Retard.

Guy 2: Who has a pussy in this car though? You!

Guy 1: Dumbass, the back-seat bitch does.

Guy 2: Oh, you mean Karen

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak