Medieval times

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism

The medieval times sucked man

by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022

Medieval Capalot

Ancient Con-Man, a honest liar

Klause Mikaelson was a Medieval Capalot !

by pnikid691 September 13, 2020

medieval spraytan

Covering ones body with human feces and letting them dry up to create the illusion of being more tanned then one actualy is.

"You sure look dark m'lord" "Thank you kind sir. I just got myselve a medieval spraytan"

by Yellos April 9, 2018

Medieval cute

Very cute but also very expensive

That's so medieval cute!

by Lil'Pompy April 3, 2019

Medieval instinct

Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.

Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?

Kid: mom wtf

Friend: wha–

Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–

by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022