A commonly used fantastical mythological term for a highly intoxicated sailor , who often lies, cheats, deceives, manipulates, and slanders others, thereby bringing him closer to an actual historical pirate, without actually having ever EVER sailed on the sea at ALL, or having gone on ANY adventures, or made any great discoveries whatsoever, but is merely content with spreading such bullshit stories about having done so to often naive and gullible people who are willing to blindly believe these tall tells without question, all the while the Medbard makes up such fake stories, and then literally convinces themselves that these are indeed true. A Medbard in classic mythology usually has a ginormous enraged bald pointy head that looks like a giant penis sticking up from their shoulders, and two dead flat psychotic looking glazed over eyes, that point in two different directions. It's name derives from the fact that it is often highly over MEDICATED on alcohol ( MED) , but it also plays stringed instruments to seduce and lure in it's victims ( BARD), so that it may use, abuse, manipulate, and attempt to destroy them, much like the Sirens in Homer's classic "Odyssey".

1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.