a miserable, short italian kid who always thinks hes right

Used as a verb:
- To meatball, Meatballing
(1) To gain a large amount of weight and obtain obesity in a short amount of time due to intaking incredible amounts of food.
(2) The act of an obese individual rolling towards and over an innocent person.
- To be meatballed
(3) To be rolled over, bumped, squished, crushed, etc. by an obese person.

Used as a noun:
- Meatball
(4) A lump of meat, commonly found in spaghetti.
(5) An obese person, commonly refers to iHeretic.
- Meatballer (n):
(6) One who partakes in the act of meatballing (see definition 2)

A short fat tan girl. Or someone who's acting like a retard.

When your crush essentially tells you that she wants to ask a guy out and gets advice from you. The person usually doesn't have Ill intent, but still shatters your heart.

All of these other definitions are retarded, it's not that fucking serious. It's a food, not chunky discharge, not a short girl and not the Japanese. It's a fucking ball of meat. THAT'S ALL IT IS!!

A fat Bitch who can't jump.

noun. 1. the submissive partner in the act of spooning. the person getting spooned by the ladle.