Meat Creeper: What a guy encounters when he slides his hand up the leg of what he previously thought was a woman.
Dude, I had the scare of my life with that chick from the party last night.
The unusually tall one?
Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.
What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?
The unusually tall one?
Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.
What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?
by shakerrr February 27, 2011
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A Meat Creeper: When a guy runs his hand up the leg of what he thought was a girl, it's what creeps down to meet him half way.
Dude#1: Had a scary encounter with that chick after the party the other night.
Dude#2: What, the really tall one with the big hands?
Dude#1: Yeah, wound up back on her couch and was about to do the deed when I made a nasty discovery.
Dude#2: Oh no, she had a Meat Creeper?!!!
Dude#2: What, the really tall one with the big hands?
Dude#1: Yeah, wound up back on her couch and was about to do the deed when I made a nasty discovery.
Dude#2: Oh no, she had a Meat Creeper?!!!
by shakerrr March 03, 2011
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