Top definition
Any female who desperately fights for some tools attention in order to get some action.

Usually lowering her standards to unheard depths. If successful she is then the Meat Winner, but a shell of a women afterwards.
Pearl is never getting Howard's attention unless she really sluts it up. Otherwise, Jen will be the Meat Winner.
by Guido4life July 18, 2016
Get the Meat Winner neck gaiter and mug.
Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
Get a Fracking mug for your Aunt Helena.