I talked to Jackie the other day, and she seemed like she wanted to take another ride on my meat train!
by Skipper O'Donnehue June 25, 2005
A Meat Train is when 3 or more men participate a sexual activity where they form a naked conga-line, in which they all thrust their hips in a back and forth motion whilst penatrating the person in fronts arse
Meat Training is most fun, when you do it on a cruise ship when all your other friends are watching the film 'seven pounds'
Meat Training is most fun, when you do it on a cruise ship when all your other friends are watching the film 'seven pounds'
by aurora 2009 August 16, 2009
A Meat train is essentially a long line of men (Or anything with a penis) doing the Conga. The twist is that everyone participating in the 'Meat train' is naked and has there penis inserted into the person in front of them. The men will usually have there hands in the air and be singing the meat train song.
Meat Training, is so fun, but it really hurts my bum.
The last time i Meat Train'ed I got a Tuma in my Brain.
There was a Black Person with a mask, who stuck his penis in my arse.
Meat Training, is so fun, but it really hurts my bum.
The last time i Meat Train'ed I got a Tuma in my Brain.
There was a Black Person with a mask, who stuck his penis in my arse.
by SCAALLLY August 16, 2009
A 3 way between 2 males and 1 female with the male in the middle. When you're about to penetrate you yell "All Aboard!" And when you're about to cum you say "We are now arriving at your destination."
by FishTheChris March 11, 2016
a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.
"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."
by BIGMARVAND BRANHAM June 23, 2009
When a man becomes sexually frustrated with his wife's persistent refusal of sexual relations. As a result, he waits until his wife has fallen asleep, typically around midnight, and takes out his sexual frustration on her. Thus the midnight meat train arrives...
My wife fell asleep on me when she got home from work so instead of waking her up, I slipped her the midnight meat train.
by Apt D12 March 04, 2013
The act of filling a girl's anus with a pile of Wisconsin cow dung and then proceeding to ass bang the shit out of her while pouring melted Wisconsin cheese on the small of her back.
Seth: Hey, Kate, wanna do a Madison Meat Train on the fratio with me tonight?
Kate: Um no
Truman: Seth, that's fucking huff. (See "Huff")
Seth: *whimpers*
Kate: Um no
Truman: Seth, that's fucking huff. (See "Huff")
Seth: *whimpers*
by David O'Callahan April 24, 2013