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Used in conjunction with a Greasy Oven Mitt.
When performing a Greasy Oven Mitt a male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female.
When performing a Greasy Oven Mitt a male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female.
"I was unaware my penis was big enough to give her a meat thermometer while giving her a greasy oven mitt".
by Greasy13 July 27, 2010
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.
by ckeliib June 03, 2009
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1.What a fucking meat thermometer! He put the eggs at the bottom of the bag!
2. I'd like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she's done.
2. I'd like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she's done.
by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003
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The act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love canal after the female climax and whispering "baby you've been well done"
Jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her
by DerekBennett April 03, 2014