(Noun) An event to honor amazing meat products (Beef, Chicken, and Pork) by consuming only meats and beer for a twenty four hour period.

National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!

Beat your homies meat no matter what, u can say no homo but its not that exciting u dumb cunt.

Any day that allows a person to consume the meat of Lunchables. Some religious holidays and days of obligation are not considered Meat Day.