A dock measuring contest is a quantitative comparison of value between two individuals, entities, or nations. This value is typically a measure of physical, mental, or financial strength that would suggest a greater quality of life. A large dock has room for more boats and makes for a less hazardous walkway for passengers while boarding and deboarding.
Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.
Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.
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The Standardized Dick Measurement.
The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.
First Have the guy clinch a Fist.
Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.
Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.
The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.
First Have the guy clinch a Fist.
Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.
Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.
Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.
by DrFuck February 12, 2021
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Guy 1: Oh man I have to scrub the deck today. Guy 2: I'm on latrine duty, you want a cookie? Guy 3: You done with your richard measuring contest? We have things to do.
by erbz November 11, 2017
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p friendly competition where guys display their pride to answer the question of, "Whose is bigger?" Not only more fair, but more fun, when judged by impartial female referees. especially when they take a "hand's on" approach to the judging.
The time had arrived for me to be judged in the dick measuring contest, a rite of passage for guys entering high school. Louise put her hand on my cock to hold it firm and straight while Jennifer held the ruler stretched out along its full length. As it happened, the number she read off - 9 7/8 inches - was enough for me to win, with a half inch to spare. What I enjoyed more than the thrill of victory, though, was the thrill I felt when Louise, not releasing her grip, slid her hand up and down my shaft, until I came. Nevertheless, I kind of enjoyed the notoriety my victory gave me, especially when suitably ambiguous stories recorded it in the student newspaper and, later that year, in the yearbook. Needless to say, it not only increased the respect I received from the other guys, but my popularity with the girls - apparently, size does count, at least with some girls.
by Charles LeChauve January 06, 2007
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A game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid penises. Whoever has the smallest flaccid penis gets a grade A ass whupping and is humiliated.
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(abbrev. BMB) Condition suffered by voters in states where elections include an overabundance of confusing ballot measures. Often suffered after watching an endless barrage of equally confusing ads for and against said measures.
Guy #1: Dude. How are you going to vote on measure 30?
Guy #2: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! (as he runs out the room screaming and begins beating his head against the wall)
Guy #3: Dude. What's the matter with him?
Guy #1: BMB, dude. Ballot Measure Burnout.
Guy #2: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! (as he runs out the room screaming and begins beating his head against the wall)
Guy #3: Dude. What's the matter with him?
Guy #1: BMB, dude. Ballot Measure Burnout.
by Mofrak December 18, 2009
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Standard Supermodel Measurement or SSM is a unit of mass, equivalent to approximately 55 pounds or 25 kilograms. Often abbreviated to 'supermodel(s)' in conversation for convenience.
Dude, I've been on a kick-ass diet the last few months- I lost one and a quarter supermodels!
The guys at the gym laugh at me because I can only bench two standard supermodel measurements.
The guys at the gym laugh at me because I can only bench two standard supermodel measurements.
by iPutMyWordInYou October 27, 2009
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