If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.
Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures
by WGG_1980 May 08, 2019
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You put a magicians light up thumb on you penis as a condom and when you push your deepest it lights up showing how large your penis is.
by uaqiU April 02, 2020
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To protect from or take preventative measures against
by Natalie Lovesdick May 01, 2018
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When you go to get your measurements at a tailor's and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your cock when they/'re measureing your inside leg, or feel your breasts when measuring your bra size
by charliecharlie May 17, 2013
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Another way of saying reptilians are measuring people's patience and tolerance for their bullshit social experiment.
The Draconian measures were in effect.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021
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Something you try to win if you're the kind of guy that thinks a female would rather have sex with you than cut your dick off. Whether you have 2 or 4 inches of hard dick, or 8 to 10 inches of flaccid dick, if it's laying out in a cornfield in the moonlight, what's the difference? The blood is black either way, and it's no longer attached to the rest of you.
If you ask females, having sex with a female, having sex with nobody, and cutting a guy's dick off would be before having sex with a guy on a list of things to do that day. Perhaps Lorena Bobbitt flipped a coin, heads he keeps his dick, tails his dick goes in the cornfield, and she didn't tell him which way the coin flip went until he woke up the next morning. That would be a way to suprise a guy that put more importance in coming first in the dick measuring contest than anything else in life.
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