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when an individual is finally able to relieve oneself; the poo feels so good that it is just mean goodness
a poo is never nice, it is just plain mean.
Jessi: Sara, I just had some coffee and am in need of a mean poo...
Sara: Have fun in the bathroom...remember to close the door.

TJ: Dude, I need to go to the bathroom...
Drew: Oh ya? You need to take a dump?
TJ: Not just a dump...a mean poo...
by awesometothepossum November 20, 2009
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Fecal matter with enough burning potential to dissolve the enamel in the sink.
Dude? I think I broke the shitter, took a mean poo and burnt a hole in the damn thing..
by Mr. Scurvy November 15, 2017
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