"Yo, I was chillin' with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcmuffin."
by El-Keter July 23, 2003
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The best sandwich in the world usually eaten after sex or jacking off with a wet rag
After Sally left my apartment I had a good old banana McMuffin
by SULVANIA March 07, 2020
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One english muffin, one sausage patty, one slice of cheddar cheese and one egg over hard, all slammed onto your dick. For when you're in a rush in the morning.
Bitch! I'm late for work, I don't have time to make you dicks benedict, just eat this Dick McMuffin real quick.
by Ricky Data May 15, 2012
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When you stick a Chinese into an American wrapped in a blanket
Dang did you see that ASIAN give that white girl a sausage mcmuffin?
by truoung February 12, 2019
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Someone who is too cool for school. Touches kids as much as Bob Ross touches hearts. Eats as many McMuffins as some fat fella from South Canada. Max is short for Maximus, and McMuffins is short for McMuffinimus.
McDonalds Cashier: "What can I get for you today sir?"
Max McMuffins: "A McMuffin you dumb bitch."
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A male who is fun-sized, cute, funny, nice, sexy, VERY perverted, helpful, and a troll. He would like many girls but only a few that he would really like. He's always down on himself but he doesn't know that he actually has a nice life and many people love him. If you ever needed help in a game, he would help you. He would actually make you pro. He might be fun-sized but he has a lot of fun in him. He is a jerk too but he jokes around. Once you date this guy, if you break his heart his friends would kill your ass
Anita: I love you ivan<3
Ivan McMuffin: I love me too<3
Anita: :(
Ivan McMuffin: -trollface-
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