a word used to describe a cunt-like person, has more effect when the person is slightly obese.

also something you wouldnt mind eating as long as it wasnt beat.
female - "you have a small penis"

male - "hey, fuck you! you cunt mcmuffin"
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Slang for Vagina. Just a play on words but since legs look like arches when you are eating it makes great sense.
I can't wait to get home and pull the wrapper off of my girls Leg McMuffin.
by elementalsigil November 13, 2013
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1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.
My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!
by aikybrky February 24, 2010
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