A 'McPink' is a cross between a Rent-Boy and Suzuki Vitara Owner. They usually hang around in gay bars, drinking Pims and Lemonde. They often pretend to be Straight, Macho, pie-eating, ale drinking, whippet racing Northern hard men.

A 'McPink' can be spotted and easily 'Outed' by the constant carping on about Landrover Defenders, how tough they are and how great northern men are.

'McPinks' are harmless, unless you spot one in his Pink Vitara, then, If he recognises you, he is likely to try and run you down to get rid of the evidence.

They also wear womens underwear and frequent places link Kings Cross and Paddington wearing sparkly Hot-Pants and tight tank-tops. And bright red lipstick.

Also see Vitara Boy.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.