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A level of intoxication above "White Girl Wasted" often recognized by flamboyant shoeless dancing and the appearance of a friendly sober babysitter.
Jaime: "Why are the bottoms of my feet so grubby and sticky?!"
Sandy: "Oh, you don't remember getting McKenna Wasted at Johnny's last night? I'm surprised because it really drew a crowd."
Sandy: "Oh, you don't remember getting McKenna Wasted at Johnny's last night? I'm surprised because it really drew a crowd."
by Beast.Master October 22, 2017
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018