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Watches porn all day, that's all I can say. Ooooh I just rhymed.
McKay) ooooooohh porn
by S sjoshsmwj February 14, 2014
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One of the single hottest guys around. fucks all the female homo sapiens. Also so tough that his sperm is too scared to get any of the girls he bangs pregnant. Jennesa Clarke, one of the hottest girls at my school said " once i was walking across the street and a truck full of canned beans almost hit me. I screamed in terror as i saw my life flash before my eyes. Then in an instant Mckay teleported in front of the truck and stopped it with his bare hands. when the truck driver saw what he had done he tried to hop out of the truck and run away but Mckay just teleported behind him , grabbed him by the collar and flung him into the sun. He then proceeded to rip the truck open and simultaneously eat every can of beans in the truck. then he started to float and his eyes stated glowing brighter than the sun. He looked at me and i Instantly orgasmed. he then took my hand and flew me to his house to bang for the next 8 and 1/2 days (with my consent of course because he is also a gentleman his a soft heart)" some would even say that The nuclear explosions in japan in the 50's was Mckay unloading the fattest nut in history in an anime bitch.
God: who are you!?

Mckay Swallows entire can of beans whole: I have come to fondle your balls
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by Mckay S. Johnson June 26, 2019
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An swaggy last name. Some of the ritchest people have this last name. Could be a name of a cute guy also. Whoever has this is their last name rocks it though.
“Damn #19 Mckay is the shit”

Yoooo what’s up mr. Mckay can I loan 1mil
by Saltlife100 August 10, 2018
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the prettiest, dreamiest, nicest, and funniest person you will ever meet. she has the dreamiest eyes and anyone can get lost in them, she's one of the nicest people you'll ever meet and you'll never forget her. she's kinda dumb tho.
Boy: Did you see Mckay?

Other Boy: Yeah she's got such pretty eyes and she's so nice!
by cookies06 December 28, 2016
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A gay cunt who fucks dogs cats and his own mum

P.s he also doesn’t have cock
McKay is gay
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The literal act of taking or being shit
"Man I just took the biggest Mckay of my life in that womens restroom."
by Definatelynotmyrealname669 April 16, 2019
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