A sexy ass Spanish-black boy who plays football and cant shoot in basketball. His smile lights up the whole room and his curly hair just makes bitches wet. He walks like he has a big dick and many girls want him. He never is seen with girls but always has ways with them which gets all of the wet from white girls to foreign bitches. He hates white girls because he is not with that get out bullshit but if he does see a fat ass he will definitely come your way and get your number. He has no remorse and will fuck you up and lastly he hates Ben and he got head from some treesh name Chloe who goes to Preston. He swear he is lightskin just watch his snaps at kay_mac31.
Girl: who is that sexy ass tall darksin boy...
Girl 2: Kaloni
kalon Mcintyrei: I hear and see ya, I don't fuck with white girls
Girl: my ass is fatter than vale's
kaloni mcintyre: oh bettt so wassup ma
Girl 2: Kaloni
kalon Mcintyrei: I hear and see ya, I don't fuck with white girls
Girl: my ass is fatter than vale's
kaloni mcintyre: oh bettt so wassup ma
by somebitchlololol March 15, 2019
One of the sexiest beasts in all of the world, he gets all the ladies whether they want to or not, he is really funny and does the stupidest stuff sometimes, but that's what makes him the best person to be around. A bit moody at times but generally really nice with a massive heart of love and affection.
by A Guy Who Loves Being A Dumbas September 05, 2021