by mikeymac163 May 24, 2011
Luke McIntyres are people who can be grateful to good friends and give them food, but when he goes autistic mode, WATCH OUT!!! He will snap all your crayons, he will get a hug me cactus, and he will say "Bes fwiends?"
by JesusLover55 January 30, 2020
(V) To completely annihilate a woman's self-esteem by fucking her stupid and then kicking her out of bed because you cannot get comfortable. The result is creating a woman so distraught that she will do anything to get your approval.
Man 1: Hey, did you hook up with that girl last night?
Man 2: Yea, I Ryan McIntyred her so bad.
Man 1: Why would you do that?
Man 2: Because it keeps her begging for my attention... and sperm.
Man 2: Yea, I Ryan McIntyred her so bad.
Man 1: Why would you do that?
Man 2: Because it keeps her begging for my attention... and sperm.
by rusty trombonist May 24, 2009
by Miss-clarkers-x May 15, 2011
the biggest beuaty on this earth. huge savage with way more friends than you. she'll steal your man cuz she's a slayer and no one is even close to as good as her at badminton
by tupacisalive420 July 20, 2017
He is a man of many mysterys
He likes long walks on the beach at sunset, but also loves stuffing a slice of cake Down his underpants before bed . periodical loves to shove his face in cranberry jam and rip his shirt off like the hulk while scream racist slurs Such has nigger, giga boo , and chink this man is strong believer in Odin but this man is not Civilize , no he is not he is a wild man from the Eastern plains of Africa . Do not and I mean DO NOT engage wild man in hand to hand combat for he will pull out his small dick and place it on your forehead. This man is not to be trusted for he likes to jizz and sandwiches . On the weekends his favorite activity’s are to take a sponge bath with his favorite purple rubber dildo And a high voltage toaster . He also has likes to stick his dick in the waffle iron For about 20 minuets a day . This man can become enraged If you say furry , eeeee or Odin is gay . He likes to bust a nut on things he likes such as women but also the occasional tranny . If you are to see this man turn and run the other way for he will jump like some time of weird frog and then mount you and hump you to death this man is to be locked in a box if you find him .
He likes long walks on the beach at sunset, but also loves stuffing a slice of cake Down his underpants before bed . periodical loves to shove his face in cranberry jam and rip his shirt off like the hulk while scream racist slurs Such has nigger, giga boo , and chink this man is strong believer in Odin but this man is not Civilize , no he is not he is a wild man from the Eastern plains of Africa . Do not and I mean DO NOT engage wild man in hand to hand combat for he will pull out his small dick and place it on your forehead. This man is not to be trusted for he likes to jizz and sandwiches . On the weekends his favorite activity’s are to take a sponge bath with his favorite purple rubber dildo And a high voltage toaster . He also has likes to stick his dick in the waffle iron For about 20 minuets a day . This man can become enraged If you say furry , eeeee or Odin is gay . He likes to bust a nut on things he likes such as women but also the occasional tranny . If you are to see this man turn and run the other way for he will jump like some time of weird frog and then mount you and hump you to death this man is to be locked in a box if you find him .
by Eeeee911 September 13, 2018