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A handjob received in a McDonalds bathroom or drive-thru.
OR
A handjob given to Ronald McDonald himself in exchange for free fries.
She gave me a drunken McHandy while we were ordering fries
by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The Trifecta of orgasms where a guy uses his Mouth to give her the 1st orgasm, Cock to provide the 2nd, and Hands for the 3rd.

The McHandy can be enjoyed with many sides: the special sauce, a tossed salad, a cream shake, under the golden arches and even with Tony Danza.
How'd it go on 11/10/10?
Gave her the elusive McHandy
Bullshit
Pope confirmed!
Damn...

Check out the McMommy.
Already served her up the McHandy!
Noyce

Did he eat your filet-o-fish?
and then some... McHandy.
Bitch!
by DrumsXXX November 16, 2010
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