an accidental blumpkin (when someone poops his pants while getting a blowjob)

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

my last name. not any of the above definitions

something brilliant. can be used as either a noun, or a verb. first appeared after Jeremy McGovern's dominant display in the 2012 NAB cup series.

To dance in a provocative manner near an individual with the intention of making them feel awkward, alienated or fearful.

The act of impersonating a Mexican by putting on a visual facade of fake mustaches, sombreros, etc.

Noun: A poorly researched and written journalistic article demonstrating the author's complete lack of ability or integrity.