Urban Dictionary: McFlurried

When your girl is giving head in the McDonalds bathroom, you cum on her face and she says (in the style of Punk'd) "I've just been mcflurried!"

Grimace: Hey man, what did you guys do last night?
Ronald: We went to McDonalds for dinner and I McFlurried that bitch in the handicap stall!

by The Hamburgaler July 28, 2015

the act of escaping a friends group to have public sex

Andres ‘Hey, guys where are you right now?’
C&N ‘Sorry, we are going to be late.. just had McFlurry.’

by Haocock March 02, 2020

McFlurry: the act of defecating on ones chest, then rubbing assorted Mn'Ms into it

C Jay gave Shannon a McFlurry last night...

That's disgusting...

by sanzo4297 August 22, 2011

a treat sold at mcdonalds for $1.49 made by 2 hobos cumming into a cup and freezing it and letting little children eat it with butterfingers

He got salmonella from eat a mcflurry at the Baker of Trace's house

When you ejaculate into someone during anal sex, and after you pull out they fart on you.

After I finished in the chicks ass last night, I pulled out and she gave me a McFlurry.

by RottonOrganic September 24, 2012

I was heading to the bathroom, but before I did I gave my wife a McFlurry.

by Koolaid Johansen March 20, 2017

HA HA, McFlurry just scored a goal (NHL 95)! ..."ain't that icecream yo?"

by Joltinjoe10 December 02, 2011