A future product of Mickey D's which will be made a tradition in all private schools. It will be a broad-ranged spectrum of school uniforms, complete with tasty treats and a kiddie toy. It won't make you look like the kids in the advertisements; It will merely make you look like a toxic piece of salvaged meat, sludged between 2 pasty white buns (which ofcourse will make you wonder if santa wiped his ass with it.)

The cure for cancer.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.