The Scottish version of McDonalds.

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

Derogatory name for an Irishman

A McDoogle is of the lesbian breed. However unlike the lipstick lesbo they are bull dike in nature. Most commonly middle aged they prefer to pretend that they are men with vaginas. Interests include muff diving, carpet munching and scissor kissing. They can usually be identified by their mullet hair styles and excessive applications of sports bras. McDoogles tend to pair with other McDoogles and tend to rely on strap-ons. Majorities of McDoogles genuinely think they are capable of challenging men to physical activities, but they are always reminded that they are insufficient due to their lack of balls and weiner. McDoogles can be found in every type of environment, but mostly migrate towards softball fields and humane societies. The largest problem amongst McDoogles is their inability to decide who the man is in the relationship, rarely do they realize that neither are... silly McDoogles.

The hair that grows around a nipple.

McDoogle Freakin' owns.

Master of Ownage.

Another example of one whom is carcar