On our way to practice the boys and I were wicked hungry so we ripped a McDetour for some burgers.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

I worked the McD drive through for 2 years until my career took a McDetour.