bert mccracken

bert mccracken is someone that I once knew and care very much about. He is more than just "crazy" or "hot" or all of the other typical descriptions, he is much more complicated and difficult and interesting. So much so, in fact, that I couldn't possibly try and define him.
I wish him all the things that he has ever dreamed of having, I only wish he didn't have to hurt himself so much in the process. But I guess it has always been that way with him and probably always will.
I doubt very much that he will ever see this, but if he does he should know that I love him and wish him the best. Oh, and even though it's not as fun as watching you play with " I'm with Stupid", I even listen to your music every now and then.

by rachel a. August 27, 2003

bert mccracken

Berts fucking amazing! His screaming is a rush and I live for that mother fucker....

I'd do him ina second ;)

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

bert mccracken

bert is the sexiest mann ever i freaken adore him and wanna fuck him sooo fucking bad!!!! the used kicks ass!

i wanna fuck bert mccracken from the used!

by amanda March 7, 2005

bert mccracken

BERT McCRACKEN IS A GOD !!

by Jessie Lee September 7, 2003

bert mccracken

the lead vocalist of the used and epitomy of hot. writes amazing songs that make me want to cry. (the fact that he dated kelly osbourne doesn't take away from his hot bert essence. nothing can. sorry.)

you'll never find it if you're looking for it.

by rad April 19, 2005

bert mccracken

I met him and got to hug him. And he definately is one of the coolest people I have ever met!

funny, sexy, hot

by Lisa November 14, 2003

Ed McCracken

The sexiest motherfucker going
Has huge fuck off muscles
Got all 8s and 9s in his GCSEs
Top shagger with a 10 inch dong
One of the many ballers of the Tom Hanks chat

‘Wow that’s Ed McCracken with his huge fuck off muscles’
‘Oh I know, some say he’s got a 10 inch song’
‘They are correct’

by Edisprettysexy February 3, 2020