Aka Turtle man, aka the reason why you are $1400 short and he also hates college students so much that he barred them from receiving the stimulus too. He also is the reason why his wife wears a blindfold when she does it with him.
Fuck Turtle Man, my niggas. He is a bitch and Senator Mitch McConnell should eat a dick.
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An Avery Grace McConnell is a caring sweet soul she gets all the guys attention she loves helping the needy she is the most beautiful thing you will see but she will try and deny it she loves the color blue and she always try’s to be good at heart she can make anyone feel better and it is hard not to put a smile on your face when you see her she is the definition of an angel she can be sarcastic at times but then loveable she is very cuddly and loves children
Guy 1- I met this girl last night I can not even describe how amazing she is an Avery Grace McConnell
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An Iconic Girl boss with a double bed so she has extra room for Danny DeVito. Sleeps with spider pillow and Dylan O'Brian Blanket. Gates Keeps everything but we love her anyway for some reason. Is Also Jesus.
OMG IS THAT NINA MAE MCCONNELL I NEED AN AUTOGRAGH SHES AN ICON.
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raegan mcconnell has bofa these nuts in her mouth ( she is know as a gay nigga bitch that’s dating someone who likes james charles and jeffrey star)
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n. A person who demonstrates the absolute worst of humanity; a hypocrite: one who is soulless: a person full of greed; a person who cares only for themselves. May also be used in verb or adjective form.
Dude, don’t be a McConnell.
No McConnell goes to heaven.
Dude, don’t McConnell that decision.
Man, that guy’s greed is the most McConnelly thing ever!
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The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
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Being a soulless ginger. Often getting angry for no reason. Typically not that smart.
Omg, quit being a Kevin McConnell.
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