Devin was lucky this time. Paul had a spare McConnell to lend him, and once it was inserted, he was able to hurry over to the White House without leaking Santorum into his pants.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

I pulled a McConnell in my bed last night dreaming about women having their vaginas sewn up until childbirth! Thank god we can still abuse the Constitution!

The Majority Leader of the Senate is himself such a massive McConnell that the country will need Preparation H and stitches once gone from power.

"Bro is that guy retarded?" "Hey you can't say retarded that's offensive, just say McConnell." "Ah Understandable have a good day."

Some asshole mcconnelled my amazon order and left the whole appartment's mail open to theft!

"Man, you did us a real McConnell today. You were caught reppin' the Bloods in a Crip area, and you burned your Blood hat and shirt and got on your knees and did them a solid".