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A mcdouble topped with ice cream, Mcflurry candies, a cherry. Used to lure children off the streets in spite of it's horrendous taste. Cost about $2.50.
Mcdonalds employee: I just sold 5 mcChildMolesters to that guy in the trenchcoat.
Other employee: damn that's 5 more obese children gone missing.
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A fila-o-fish stuffed inside if a McChicken that is stuffed inside of a Big Mac. It is called that because only child molesters eat fila-o-fishes AND McChickens.
Hey bro lets go to McDonalds and get a McChildMolester”

*looks at a creepy guy
“Hey bro that guy just definitely got a McChildMolester from McDonalds”
by Chravis Scotch November 28, 2020
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