McCaulay is a special young man. HE has many different attributes and his mother always said he was... different... McCaulay thinks he is straight but later on finds out that he is gay. He then meets a Daniel. McCaulay has few talents, yet many flaws. He likes to be an idiot. Make retarded faces. Tell bad dad jokes and even sleeps with his dog. McCaulay's generally have dark brown hair, brown eyes and HUMUNGOUS eye brows. you will never meet someone like McCaulay. So if you ever do find one. You better get the fuck away from him.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.