A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.
Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
by soursabbath July 16, 2019
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by IBTAL May 08, 2020
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by Big Bro2009 October 14, 2008
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Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind
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Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.
by Slippery Weasel January 23, 2017
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by Scary Mike June 10, 2004
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A vagina that resembles mayonnaise in look. Also has the gelatin like giggle similar to mayonnaise. May also resemble the taste and vicosity of that of mayonnaise.
by Cheesedik June 13, 2015
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