A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

White Trash.

The act of hooking up with someone as a person sleeps beside them, inside of a tent.

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.

Semen. Usually considered fairly vulgar.

A vagina that resembles mayonnaise in look. Also has the gelatin like giggle similar to mayonnaise. May also resemble the taste and vicosity of that of mayonnaise.