"Al and Dave the life of the party were known for having great mayonnaise. To approach them using any other term for the substance would mean to be denied".
by Kugaf April 02, 2012
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Josh was a strong powerful suburban white male who could leap tall buildings in a single bound. But since he's been eating mayonnaise on his sandwich's he's just a lazy cracker now!
by Kcally June 17, 2008
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by akaidiot13 August 23, 2011
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The opposite of rekt or shrekt. Mayonnaised is a term that is used to bring everyone together in piece and harmony.
Kid 1: HEY KiD get OveR herE!
Kid 2: Hay is for horses.
Kid 1: * tries to beat up kid 2 *
Kid 2: hey man! you need to be a little more mayonnaised!
kid 1: you're right!
Kid 2: i know lets be best ( Singular ) friend!
Kid 2: Hay is for horses.
Kid 1: * tries to beat up kid 2 *
Kid 2: hey man! you need to be a little more mayonnaised!
kid 1: you're right!
Kid 2: i know lets be best ( Singular ) friend!
by NotAGenius October 16, 2014
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by n/a February 27, 2004
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a condiment which everyone under 21 loves. Everybody loves it, except for a very few people, mainly people who are grossly obese, and who can't afford to get any fatter. Explains part of the reason why more kids are getting overweight.
About 95% of youth will eat and like mayonnaise, the other 5%, well, they eat miracle whip, even though miracle whip is essentially mayo based anyway.
by Phaenixdrools March 21, 2007
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by MrMayonnaise April 27, 2005
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