Penis.

She likes my mayonnaisse
She wants my mayonnaise pen in or around her mouth.
by Mayo pen March 28, 2015
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Any gay male who specifically prefers to date/hook up with caucasian men.

synonym: "Potato Queen", which is defined as an Asian male homosexual who prefers caucasian male homosexuals.
Hey what about that Asian guy over there?
Nah, I only like white boys.
You're such a mayonnaise queen.
by The Cherminator June 29, 2015
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when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass
The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.
by Dr. V.D. September 30, 2008
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Having romantic (more likely sexual) relations with some one who is overweight
My boy likes his girls big, every Saturday you can find him at the club dippin in the mayonnaise
by venum April 10, 2004
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Vogue Cadillac wheels. They come on older Cadillacs. Called Mustard and Mayonnaise for the white and yellow walls on the wheels. Just another word from bay area rapper E-40.
Damn, that Cadi is sitting Mustard and Mayonnaise DooDoos!
by Ernesto Salazar May 01, 2008
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(noun) During gay sex, one male finishes on the other male as much as possible. After completion it is time to celebrate.

Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.
Wow Matt, you are the man! The Mayonnaise Man that is!
by The Maynaisse Man May 25, 2010
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Once I announced to Sheila that I was about to cum, she proceeded to squeeze my mayonnaise bag until it was empty.
by Pepper November 02, 2004
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