Baxter found himself trapped in the eye of a tornado. With time running out and no other options, he decided to transform the regular tornado into a Mayonnaise Tornado by ejaculating into it. He forever changed the way that people look at tornadoes. Especially horny dudes.
by G.T. Collins May 17, 2009
by McGoogles September 08, 2008
by mastodon64 March 14, 2015
A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.
I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.
by PyroLogiK January 06, 2008
by thisisfrusterating February 15, 2010
A food enjoyed in the ghettos of the Dirty South while growing up. It is made by spreading mayonnaise on one slice of white bread and then covering that slice with another. Often accompanied by some sugar water to wash it down.
Sugar water and mayonnaise sandwich!!
by Dirty January 03, 2004
by Sanity of Insanity January 12, 2007