Urban Dictionary: Mayonnaise

mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 01, 2017

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khakis and mayonnaise

Rich white boring privileged dullards with zero imagination.

Joan: Did you go see Harvard last weekend or Stanford?
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.

by come_at_me_bros May 07, 2021

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minnesota mayonnaise

When a man cums into a jar and feeds it to a woman like mayonnaise.

I gave her some Minnesota Mayonnaise.

by PSYCHOBITCHER April 10, 2017

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whipped mayonnaise

When a condom filled with semen is whipped across someones butt.

I totally whipped mayonnaise on her back last night.

by roamingsloth May 07, 2016

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