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A person with a mayonnaise complexion; a white person. Can be used as a reference to the similaries between Caucasians and monkeys, which includes pale skin, thin lips, and excessive body hair. This term was added to the Cassell's Dictionary Of Slang book back in the early 2000's.
"These mayonnaise monkeys actually rioted over a football game! A FOOTBALL GAME!!! Un-fuckin-belieable."
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Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.
Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!
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