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When you pull out during sex and cum on someone's back without telling them so they lay down and smear semen on their sheets.
Did you hear about Drew's girlfriend dumping him? Yeah man, he gave her a mayonnaise backpack and she ruined her sheets. 1,500 thread count, bruh. That's not cheap!
by Neo-Neo Zeon July 01, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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