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Mayonaissesplain
When your boyfriend tells you the proper amount of
mayonnaise
to put on a
sandwich
or in
a salad
.
Babe, this
tuna salad
needs at least three tablespoons of
mayo
in it.
Fuck off! Don’t
mayonaissesplain
.
by
James Jessenfedden
March 21, 2021
Get a
Mayonaissesplain
mug for your barber Trump.
Apr 22 Word of the Day
dirtpilled
When you
eat dirt
for the first time and leave your family to build a
shack
in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many
worm
friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u
lawn
owning
freak
by
ecogoth
December 30, 2020
Get a
dirtpilled
mug for your bunkmate Yasemin.